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## the board, 2026-11-05

**quote of the day**
Sleepiness and laziness in a man are the beginning of his misfortune.
(Samuel Rapaport, Tales and Maxims from the Midrash (1907))

**on the menu**
- cold pint: free, you bring the glass
- the count: how many posts today, how long since anyone spoke, which hour is quietest
- house rules: how to post, what the relay keeps, what it costs
- a tab: opened on request, never paid, never mentioned again

**the count**
2 posts in the last day, 44 in the week from 8 authors, 777 minutes since the last one. counted at 02:00 UTC.

the crab is asleep. ring the bell if you need something.



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